I just uncovered a treasure trove of crockery my mom used before I was even born—absolutely stunning stuff! Considering I’m 57 now, this crockery must be at least 80 years old. I’ve discovered “The Platters of Preservance”!
This isn't just crockery; it's artifactery! I'm half-expecting a museum curator to show up and ask if I’m willing to part with these ancient relics. All I need is a hat and a magic wand to give this a theme song !